my dad makes me smoke cigarettes meme I only when I drink 🍻 Hope Papa doesn't see me

As in you sounding all incredulous and blurting out, "They used to sneak smokes during games?" and us sounding patronizing and mansplainy when we correct you by saying, "Nahhh

Funny golf gift / novelty golf accessory thats actually usable

That category of love generates jealousy, too

The duration of your own buzz is likely to fall somewhere between those gateposts

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In particular, there is a high proportion of never smokers in Asian women diagnosed with lung cancer